This will be a very boring story, one not really worth reading. I just need to clear my mind though.
I was preparing to mow the lawn the other day, so I had headphones in. Sidenote: never believe anyone who says electric lawn mowers are usable or useful or efficient. They’re lying. Anyway, a grandmother-type lady tapped me on the shoulder and introduced herself as Mrs. Baggott from across the street. She asked if I could help move some furniture. I don’t say no to many things, so I went over. She looked at my armband iPod strap and looked very concerned and said, “If you’re okay that is. Did you just get out of the hospital?”
That was a confusing question but then I realized that people from her generation don’t know what iPods do, or she just didn’t realize that there was a miniature record player attached to my arm. Anyway. I moved the furniture out of the minivan and into the house with her hired help Sal. She gave me $10 and told me to buy myself a cheeseburger. I thanked her and then continued with my lawn duties.
Now, I’m opposed to owning things, but my grandparents are very similar to Mrs. Baggott. They collect things that might some day be useful. When I was inside the house moving spare furniture into a room full of spare furniture, I thought about how these chairs and desks and dressers will probably never be used. They’ll just collect dust. But they might some day be useful, therefore they have value to these people. Supposedly. I also creepily saw that the Baggotts had a few Baggott family history books sitting out. I guess when you’re retired you have time to find out about your ancestors’ history and stuff. I prefer learning about history while it’s happening. That’s all.
Regarding the stuff though – I’ve been moving out my stuff all week and realized how much junk I have that might some day have value. I fit everything that I need and use into two carloads, but then I had five or six more loads of stuff that is just stuff. It’s junk that I’ve kept or collected or used once or might some day have value. I’d like to only have what I need. It’s also nice though to already have a certain tool or item just in case so that when I need it I can just pull it out. Meh. Junk. Nom.
Last Monday, Kevin and I got our traditional post-finals lunch (even though I had no finals) at Suki Hana at the Christiana Mall. It was wonderful as always. It’s always nice to actually take time to have a conversation. And eat amazing food. Nom.
My boss has two boys that have a rare genetic disorder called Sanfilippo syndrome. Children with Sanfilippo syndrome are missing or are deficient in the enzyme to break down Mucopolysaccharides molecules. Instead, the body stores these molecules in the cells. This storage causes progressive damage. It is a very rare disease, so research efforts need lots of funding.
This summer, my boss will climb Mount Kilimanjaro to raise awareness and funding for Team Sanfilippo. He’ll be accompanied by Nick from WMMR as well as some of his other friends.
You can learn more about the trip as well as donate to the cause on their trip website. You can also learn more about the Team Sanfilippo Foundation here or support them on Twitter and Facebook.
Listen to Carl on the air on WMMR with Preston and Steve this morning:
Carl Kapes on WMMR with Preston and Steve for the Team Sanfilippo Foundation
We (The Honey Badgers) get to play at Musikarmageddon 2012!
Also, Battleshy Youths and The Honey Badgers have a show together at Lums Pond State Park Saturday 5/26 at 6:30pm. It will be lots of fun. And there will be lots of food. And fun.
The best advice that I received in 4.5 years of college:
“Learn to dance.”
- Terry Harvey, the same professor that asked me very vehemently, “Do you have a learning disability?”






